The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
I've taken up guessing the weight of Dogs by holding them in my hands over lock-down.... ...I picked up a few pointers this morning!
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
A kid walks out in a Tortoise costume,why are you wearing that costume?” Mother: why are you wearing that costume?Kid: I’m going to that costume partyMother: isn’t that next year?Kid: yeah, but I’m a Tortoise...