The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
At the pearly gates Peter: It says here that you don't believe in life after deathAtheist: Didn't*
A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay". I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".
My wife has a sexual toy with animal armour on it It's an armadildo.
What does Earth get on Earth day ? A birthday quake !
What did the sapphire's best friend tell her? "You're a real gem."
15 When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
Why is every American receiving a $1200 check? Because Trump always pay off the people he's fucked.
Trump wears so much makeup, I think he's hiding something And if his thick foundation is anything like mine, it's probably the bones of a half-dozen hookers.