The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋

I said to my wife “You are my drug” She said: “Oh wow is it because you can’t get enough of me?”I replied: “No because you cost so much money and you’re ruining my life”

I will not drown if i ever stuck in floods, Guess why? Because I am dead inside.

Robert died... He was working on the local brewery and fell inside the beer tank, drowning. It is believed he didn't suffer as footage shows him leaving the tank twice to take a leak.

A policeman stops a prostitute that was working on the streets "Aren't you thinking what would your mother says if she sees you doing it on the streets?"Until the woman responded: "Hit me without a doubt because this is her alley"

Surgeon: “Just relax, Michael. It’s just a small surgery.” Patient: “My name isn’t Michael.”Surgeon: “I know, my name is Michael.”

"You just need to relax Steve, it's just a minor surgery, it happens everyday with no issues" the surgeon said The patient replies "But my name isn't Steve"Nervously, the surgeon replies "But my name is"

Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.

You can't spell par entry without "try."

Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.

What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.

To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.

What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.

I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!

What are the 2 most Illegal drugs in Duckville Weed and Quack