The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a poop? A turdle
Q: What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? A: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
My son put his shoes on the wrong feet. I don't even know where he got someone else's feet.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
I was on the phone to a woman from the babestation channel. I said "Can you hide behind the couch?" Confused, she asked "Why?" I said "Because my wife is coming downstairs and I can't find the remote."
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy.
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.