The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
My wife asked me if I was together with my mother on her deathbed? I answered: Of course, who did you think held the pillow?
Bruce Willis has admitted to making an "error of judgement" after reportedly being asked to leave a Los Angeles store for refusing to wear a face mask. Apparently, he wasn't even aware of the effects of his actions until a young boy walked up to him and said... "I see dead people."
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
What do you call a sea cow in Seattle? A sea-cattle.I'm so sorry for the cringe...