The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
The other day, after much trial and error, I successfully became completely weightless... I was like, 0mg!
It's Important To Know When To Use A Period And When To Use A Question Mark Otherwise you might tell someone "your daughter is having their first question mark."
If a pink stork delivers girl babies and a blue stork delivers boy babies, what delivers no babies? A swallow.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2 to say it.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
A kid asks his mother: "how come im black and youre white?" She replies: "listen, the way i remember that party, youre lucky you dont bark."