The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A science teacher tells his class... "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1774." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1774! Otherwise I would have died without it."
Iowa has produced a new Tennis sensation Anna Cornacoba
I wrote relationship advice for my future self couple years ago, since single people give the best advice. I still give great advice.
Jack: Seriously Edith, your excuses are lame. It's clear that you are only trying to make people think you are special. Edit: That's stupid, Jack. I removed the H from my name coz it saves ink in my printer.
i have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth it only took me a minotaur two
cruise ship, war ship, sail ship, cargo ship, battle ship, tanker ship, icebreaker ship all kind of ship have made their trip to Liverpoolall except Premiership
During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why they had such a long password, they rolled their eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."
Whats the difference between an emo kid and a leaf both falling from a tree? Only the leaf reached the ground.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.