The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What do you call an exhausted woman on her period? Drained
To all those people that say "age is just a number"... ...well you're wrong, it's just a word.
Where does bitish surgeons keep donor organs? In Liverpool.
After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m Out Of Jail, I Can Honestly Say It Was Worth It!
So Two Blondes are stand on a pair of Tracks So two blondes are standing on a pair of tracks arguing, “They’re deer tracks”, “No They’re Bear Tracks “ Half a Hour a later they get hit by a train
All my friends told me I have no self-awareness Ridiculous, if I had no self-awareness I think I'd know.