The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.