The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's the deal with scented candles? If they work, they stink. If they don't work, they still stink.
What happens when you try to crossbreed a turtle and a dragon? You get a crushed turtle.
What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
i walk through the forbidden forest im treespassing
A starter cable walks into a bar The bartender says" I'll serve you but dont start anything."
A poll was taken by California Governor Gavin Newsom's office which asked whether people who live in California think Illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: "Yes, It is a serious problem."71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."
What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? SnowballsCourtesy of my daughter who comes home and asks if I want to hear a "dirty joke" she overheard from some elder school mates.
What did the German tourist in Britain say when they saw something illegal? Nien Nien Nien!
If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve... ....that would be a reservation reservation reservation -credit to Brian Regan
The air in California is so toxic I think I might date it.
If you have a six pack and get shot four times in the stomach, what do you have? A Tupac
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.