The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.