The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.

I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.

A group of dudes are walking through the park They see a young pair banging in the bushes. One of the dudes can't help himself but comment:"Hey, man, leave some for us!""I can't, I inserted everything."

What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.

The American Foundation for the Blind has done such good work for blind people across America I really wish they could see what good they’ve done

Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make the toys.

I had dinner with Garry Kasparov at a restaurant with a checked tablecloth... I asked him to pass the salt, & it took 3 1/2 hours

Why does DJ Khaled shout his name at the beginning of the songs he produces? So you know that it's time to change the channel.

Wearing a mask without it covering your nose, is like wearing a condom but poking a hole in the top. Sure, it’s on, but sooner or later something bad will happen because of it.

My dad doesnt trust anyone, in fact he has a saying about it But he wouldnt tell meCredits: Anthony Jeselnik

What did the paper say to the pencil? You've got a good point!

I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.