The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I once knew a guy arrested on drug charges, and though he thought he'd get off light, they ended up slapping a bunch of other bogus charges on him, which, added to the fact that his lawyer was one of the worst in the state, eventually led him to being handed a 40 year stint in a max security prison. That sentence was way too long.
What is this movie about? It is about hours long.
Why are socialist school teachers so disorganized? Because they love to see the class struggle.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.