The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
There's a quantum observation theory where only police have consciousness cop didn't see it I didn't do it
I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**
My dad is a magician. He can turn a Bud Light into domestic violence.
People are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But I love their greatest hits!
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.