The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I shaved off a friends eyebrows a couple weeks ago, he was surprised apparently... ...I couldn't tell.
I often get asked what it's like to work as both a writer and a scammer... I just say that it has its own Prose and Cons
If your man comes home late at night smelling of strange perfume... You're probably getting perfume for Christmas.
Which is the most desired summer body this year? The antibody.
A sleazy stripper runs for governor After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the erection.
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.