The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors, but he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect. Luckily, the judge was lenient... ...as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
My great grandfather, grandfather, and father were born without legs. I guess it runs in the- wait a minute
"Grandpa caught a virus yesterday while browsing the web at the nursing home.." ".. apparently there were hot shingles in his area."
What is black and smokes and is attached to electrical wires? A bad electrician
Wife told me she slept with 7 people before we met. I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
My friend likes to make off-color jokes about environmental disasters, like the Exxon Valdez and the Deepwater Horizon accidents. He's so crude.
Spin the Bottle When I was a kid, all of us kids played 'Spin the bottle'. A girl would spin the bottle. If it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a penny.By the time I was 16, I owned my own house...
I really hate it when beggars shake their coin jar at me I know you have more money than me, you don’t have to be a dick about it!
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!