The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Canada's worst air disaster occurred earlier this morning when a Cessna 152 (a small two-seater plane) crashed into a cemetery in central Newfoundland. Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 825 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
My frugal neighbor doesn't want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he's going to try and do it himself. "How hard can it be?" he said. I think he's in for a shock.
I pushed a fan over It blew up
I just released a new fragrance Nobody in the car seemed to like it
Why are there no Walmart stores in Afghanistan? Because there's a target on every corner
I was that bad in geography That I couldn't even find the class.
Why do retail workers call rude and snotty customers “Karen”? Because they would lose their job if they called them a “Cunt”.
A bartender walks into a joke writers convention. No joke.
Two drunk men walk on a railway The first guy says: This stairs are neverending!Other guy: Don't worry there's the elevator comming!
Why are Australians such confident baseball players? They’re always being told “good eye”Yes I realize this is stupid 🙂
A monkey, chimp, gorilla and King Kong tries to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get it? Neither! Coconut trees don't grow bananas!
My Uncle used to say, to get what you want, you need to be frank with people. If that doesn't work, don't be afraid to get curt with them. If that's still not working, try showing them your dick. Show them your impression of Dick Nixon, Everybody loves a good impression