The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Water is heavier than butane because... Butane is a lighter fluid.
I thought my mouse was dead. But it's alive and clicking.
Nic Cage was a straight A highschool student but he slacked off one semester.When he got his report card, he shouted "Bs! Not the Bs!"
Community is the best sitcom Chang my mind
Def Leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.
When I met a girl I liked, I used to put all my favorite things about her surrounded by curly braces inside a Javascript file. I feel bad about it in hindsight. Now I know it's wrong to objectify women.
Ruth just dumped me. Told me I was too uptight. Well, now I'm Ruthless.
My doctor was really impressed with the amount of hair I had on the scalp for my hair transplant However, he was a *bit* concerned that the scalp was not mine
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.