The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I asked the butcher if he had any tripe. He gave me a box set of ‘Love Island’.
People say smoking will give you diseases But how can they say that when it cures salmon!! (Lol im a smoking chef and when i heard this joke I coughed my lungs like i have the rona. Had to post it )
I made my first snowman today... It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.