The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
What does one potato say to another when he’s horny? Wanna hash?
Let's play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Johnny Sins? Santa Claus comes once a year
I hear the weather in Saudi Arabia is very Sunni... But the weather in Iran is Shiite.
It's almost summer! Time for Americans to start getting bleach body ready
Whenever I get jury duty, I never make it through jury selection After all, no one wants a hung jury
I went to a expensive restaurant last night and I got a meal and a bottle of champagne for free. They do it for everyone who jumps out of the toilet window and runs off.
My asian aunt's quiet daughter is called Nosai Hai.I think thats a great shy niece name.
Beggar I saw a beggar sleeping in a tyre. I punctured it . Now he is staying in a flat.
Judge: "You have been found guilty of writing clickbait. You will be taken from here to a place of execution" What happens next will shock you!