The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
If you're looking for a relationship, become a roofer. You're bound to find hot shingles in your area
Guess how i escaped Iraq.. IranSYRIASLY
Two Chinese guys break into a distillery. One turns and says to the other,"Is this Whiskey?"The other one says "Yes, but notas Whiskey as wobbing a bank,!!
Just stole a freshly baked loaf of bread. Call that a hot take.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you..
Did you hear about the farmer that called his herd of pigs and ended up being trampled? Was the first report of sooey-cide in the whole state.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up