The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.

My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.

Two Blonde Girls chatting. Blonde 1: I understand how you get Bob from Robert& Bill from William, but how do you get Dick from Richard?Blonde 2: Show him your Pussy.....

I wanted to tell a joke about soup kitchens. But it was in poor taste.

You're lost in the middle of the woods at night, alone. The sky is cloudy, there are no trails, no map, no cell phone and no GPS. No sign of a city in any direction. How do you get back to civilization? You tell an old joke out loud, wait a couple of minutes and follow any of the angry redditors shouting "repost!" back to civilization.

I was meeting my future father in law for the first time... He asked me, "Are you here for my daughter's hand?" In the interest of being honest, I replied, "I'm mostly interested in her vagina." He was taken aback so I quickly added, "but in a pinch her hand'll do the job."

Women are like numbers If they are under 18 just do them in your head

A man asks to his wife: why are you ironing the bra's if nothing is behind it? A man asks to his wife: why are you ironing the bra's if nothing is in it?The woman answers: i also iron your underpants right?

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down!

Why should you never mention the number 288? It's two gross.

You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'

It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.