The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.