The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Rumor has it that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin decided to team up with NASA to fake the moon landing together, but to make it look as realistic as possible, they urged NASA to film on location. Compliments of Neil De Grasse Tyson
Introducing digital “crypto” humor. There is no set up. There’s no joke, and there is no punchline. You have to just trust that it’s funny.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for... Couldn't get a straight answer!
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots...
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.