The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
I went on a date with a blonde woman last night. "Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."
What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful includes things like drunk driving or robbery, whereas illegal is a sick bird.
(OC) Why don't giraffes have stripes? Because God took one look at them and said, "You know, that thing's so tall, it'll be easy to spot."
I was that bad in geography That I couldn't even find the class.
Did you know: If you say a number loud enough, you increase its value? For example: 5 equals 5, but5! equals 120.
Why was the blacksmith charged with? Forgery.
I fell asleep with my iPhone under my pillow last night and when I woke up, it was gone and replaced with a shiny new silver dollar... Damn that Blue-Tooth Fairy!
I can't follow these instructions on how to apply fake eyebrows They are way over my head
What do you call a used shirt from someone from Chernobyl Third hand
I wanted to go skinny dipping this summer But at least I went chubby dipping