The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.