The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
China should have a cricket team. They can take out the whole world with one bat
Q: What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? A: "Is there a dog?"
When cashing out at the grocery store it was obvious my cashier was high, slow as hell, and insulting me under their breath. I still don't know if I like self-checkout.
Chipotle guy asked, "White rice or Brown rice ?" I am not ricist, I said.
Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ‟Do not do it! You’ve so much potential!”
Best way to vaccinate the masses Train all of the Amazon drivers to give it. Everyone will have it by Saturday. Thursday if you have Prime.
One from 3rd Grade: What's the name of the funniest mountain range? The Himhilarious
I once dumped a cross-eyed chick. Thought she was seeing someone else.
The way I combed my hair in 7th grade is the worst part.
Where does a zoophile go-to polish his instruments? In his lab
Oedipus, Aphrodite and Midas walk into a bar... ... I forget the rest but I can assure you it’s mother-fucking gold.
I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details.
My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.