The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What's the difference between humans and a bullet? Humans miss John Lennon.
I met a dyslexic sapiosexual today They said they were very attracted to my brian.
If Chinese music is called C-pop, Korean music is called K-pop, and Japanese music is called J-pop, what do you call Drake's music? Crap.
As Epstein swayed back and forth, coming to grips with the inevitable, he reached out to give the guard one final high five... But he just left him hanging.
So I got out of the bathroom. Spoke to a friend saying " I can't believe thier still together after that shit."My friend said "Who"And I responded "My ass cheeks"
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Why are working conditions at the Tyre shop so poor? Because the squeaky wheel gets replaced
PRIEST: you may now read the vows you have prepared ME: I think I misunderstood the assignment"just read what you have"ME: ok [deep breath]... A E I O U