The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.