The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My dad said he was going to set me up for life. Of course, I was excited by the idea. Until he blamed me for the murder he committed.
there were 30 cows and 28 chicken. how many didnt? 10
Wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry, my subcontractors are still working on it, we're behind schedule, my credit line and bank facilities won't get approved because my auditor won't release a clean audit report......it's a mess.
The recipe said, "Set the oven to 180 degrees." But now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We'll see about that.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
When my dad died it was left to me to manage his affairs How he kept all those women a secret from my mum I'll never know