The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife came back home from the hairdresser's. She asked me what I thought of her new look, and she got upset when I made my observation. 'So, you think I look like a bulldog!' she wept.I laughed to myself.'No! You need to get your ears tested!' I replied.'Oh...' she began to smile.'I said you look like a bald hog,' I added.
Your mum is so slow It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke
Guy A signs up for a haircut promotion where he pays a one time fee of $100 for unlimited haircuts, whereas Guy B said no to the promotion. Why does Guy B feel so much pain every time he gets a hair cut? Pay Per Cut.
Yesterday, I approached a gorgeous girl, and she was pleased, which wasn't something I expected... I asked the girl for a movie.She : "Which movie"? with a sweet smile.Me : "You decide".She : "No, you should decide"Me : "No, you decide"She : "Sir, please select which movie ticket you want. There are others behind you in the line as well"
I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis. So far it's got 3 Reichs on Facebook.
Husband on second day of marriage... ...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100. Husband smiled and said' same feeling '
Tonight, I’m uploading an illegal copy of Microsoft Office for anybody to access Just wait until Word gets out...I know this is a terrible joke, but it just came to me and I had to get it out of my system. Thank you, Reddit.
So Robert Frost and his wife are lost in the woods Robert Frost remarks to his wife "We've got miles to go before we sleep"And his wife replies "Well maybe if we hadn't taken the road less traveled by we'd be there already"
I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car Now everyone waves at me
How many Forbes writers does it take to make a good, solid tech article? You’re in for a nasty surprise - No one knows yet. But we’re keeping count.
My teen daughter is acting really odd. She can’t even. It’s causing a family divide. We’ve got to figure it out before our problems multiply.
When I was a little boy my dad lost his job.. .. because they invented a little gadget that could do his job, only better and faster. As soon as my mum heard of this she ran out and bought one.
Why do most printers break so easily? Shitty HP
People say smoking will give you diseases But how can they say that when it cures salmon!! (Lol im a smoking chef and when i heard this joke I coughed my lungs like i have the rona. Had to post it )
Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy? Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.