The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
In recent news, a man who was charged with impersonating a hay stack Has been bailed
One frog turns to the other and says... Time's fun when you're having flies!
i was playing a game earlier and the other team was really good and i'm new so i left. and then i realised i didn't rage quit i parent quit i wasn't mad just disappointed.
A blonde walks into a library A blonde walks into a library. She asks the librarian:Can I get a chicken salad?The librarian answers: sorry, this is a libraryThe blonde responds: Oh, right! (Whispering) Can I get a chicken salad?
Don't forget tonight, just before midnight, to lift your left foot, and don't put it back down until after the clock strikes midnight... So you can start 2021 on the right foot!