The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Roses are crimson, violets are violet I have an art degree...you want fries with that?
Corona must have hit India hard... I´ve not recieved a single phone call this week fromMicrosoft to warn me about a virus on my computer.
What do you call a Russian leaders coffin? A czarcophahus
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.