The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a tongue twister for all to try, I learnt this when I was a fifteen year old kid, I can still pull it off to a tee.. I'm not the Pheasant plucker, I'm the Pheasant pluckers mate.I'm only plucking Pheasants because the Pheasant pluckers late.Good Luck..
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.