The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
There's a serial killer who only kills priests on a Sunday morning. He's a Mass murderer.
Why do ships and aircraft have circular windows instead of square ones? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
My wife got mad at me because I didn’t appreciate the new marble kitchen countertops she had installed. I’ll admit, I took them for granite.
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back, 'Sure, my door is always open.'
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.