The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
Two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom had a threesome... Made me so wet.
You know what makes sense? Perfume factories.
What do blind people beat off to? Thots
I have a PhD Public Highschool Diploma
Due to a severe increase in Teachers having affairs with their Students, Homeschooling has been banned by the Governor of Alabama.
My friend loves to talk about their new skin lotion. He just keeps rubbing it in.
What do you call a road vehicle designed to carry a large amount of fuck-ups? A blunderbuss
She kept saying that the Earth was flat while the elevator we were in kept going up. She was wrong on so many levels
WANTED: Large amount of rats, mice and bed bugs … as my current rental agreement requires me to leave the apartment in the condition it was when I moved in.
What do you call a doubtful side-chick? A second thot.
Interesting fact: the sun makes up 99.86% of the solar system's mass! The rest is your mama
What do you call a Snowman's jizz? Jack Frost
Did you know that if all the capillaries of a human lung were rolled out onto a tennis court... The game would likely be cancelled