The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

I'm gonna lose my mind if someone says they cant breathe or talk wearing a face mask I had a girl in my basement for seven months wearing a ball gag and she's fine

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.... Large, small, circle, square, thin crust, deep dish, extra toppings....

Did you hear about the woman who backed up into a fan? Disaster.Dis-assed-her.Copyright Chris Farley.

what's the best thing about the make-a-wish foundation? they can really work to a deadline.

I suffer from a mental condition where I am unconciously forced to ask for food in the wrong sequence, and sometimes I just plain ask for things that aren't on the menu, anyway... It's a this order disorder disorder disorder.

I hate it when kids spell "angel" as "angle" They're just trying to be edgy.

Apparently all the bathroom fixtures in the Whitehouse are now gold. I just heard the President likes gold in showers.

All these jokes about Alabama but no one acknowledges their contributions, like inventing the toothbrush At least I think it was Alabama. Anywhere else they’d have called it a teethbrush.

The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations. Nothing beats his meat!

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Two aerials get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.