The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
I was on the phone to a woman from the babestation channel. I said "Can you hide behind the couch?" Confused, she asked "Why?" I said "Because my wife is coming downstairs and I can't find the remote."
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
What did the Redditor say when the bombs he placed in the bank finally exploded? Woah, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?