The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
I had to stop wearing my Linkin Park shoes Made my feet numb
A blonde walked in to a library -Hello! She saidDo you have any chicken sandwiches here?The librarian answered: im sorry this is a libraryThe blonde then whispered *do you have any chicken sandwiches?*
Why did the blonde sit at the Stop sign for five minutes? She was waiting for it to change to 'Go'
Doctor: how often do you exercise? Me: 3 times Doctor: A week? A month? Me: I have given my answer
Someone broke into my house so I hid in the closet with my phone, but I forgot to set it to silent... Luckily when I got a text I managed to fake cough over it so he wouldn't hear
Why did the rectangle get sent to the principal's office? He said a square word
A proud new dad sat next to me in the bus today, pulled out his phone, and showed me a picture of his rather ugly baby. I told him, "that's a really nice phone."
Saw my violin teacher on the 9 o’clock news He was fiddling with the kids