The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's the Difference between Pink and Purple? Your Grip. 🙂
New name for weight loss pills Pills of mass destruction!
Noted archeologist Fred Flintstein made an amazing discovery today in Sweden He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized excrement. when asked about what they signified,Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill? A miracle.- -And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?-Science fiction- -But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?-An interesting place for a Lada factory.
I got a pop up ad for a locally owned Sean Connery roofing supply company It said, “shingles in your area”.
What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? Ass crack
I'm into group sex, but often confuse the names of the women. Nvm, Sharon is Karen.
For Halloween im gonna be a credit card. Because I'm always getting denied
A cucumber walks into a bar A cucumber walks into a bar.The bartender says, "you got any ID?"The cucumber hands him his license.The bartender looks at the picture and goes, "nice try but this is obviously a pickle."
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Kid: Dad, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what'd you do that for?
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.