The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
Why are there no churches in space? Without gravity there can be no mass.
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
TIL It takes men an average of 33 hours to complete a digestion cycle and women 47 hours. Guess women are the ones full of shit.
I try to learn from my mistakes, but it's hard when they can't even wipe their own ass.
So, it turns out that "In-N-Out" is NOT a brothel but "Animal style" still means the same thing; so that was nice.