The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Invest on perfume businesses It just makes scents
How do you bring beer to perfect serving temperature by angrily yelling at it? I - SCOLD - BEER !
Customer: I'm just not sure I really want to buy this pillow. Pillow salesman: Well why don't you sleep on it?
Self deprecation is definitely the lowest form of humour. that's why I use it all the time
I got fired from the sandpaper factory They said I was too abrasive