The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
The two quotes that shows a person's true colors: "It's just a game.""Sir/Ma'am we ask u to wear ur mask."
How do you steal a coat? You jacket.
It seems that today you either have to dress like a masculine motor king or a feminine flower queen; I wish there was a middle ground. A daisy duke if you will.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today. Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble. In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
When does a dad joke cost $1000? When it's a granddad joke.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'