The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit.
Why are there no wheel chair characters in battle royal games? Because it's last person standing wins.
What do you call 26 letters chipping in to make a big gamble? An alpha bet.
How the Portuguese language was invented?? A drunk Russian tried to speak Spanish.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '