The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “b' comes after it!
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?' 'You follow the fresh prints.'
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.