The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Clothes, but no cigar.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
I know why this entire country has gotten so cold. It's because Trump stopped blowing hot air that kept all of us warm.
People call me Ruthless... ever since my grandma died.
"I want a divorce" I told the judge. "All my wife does every night is go from bar to bar to bar. "What is she doing that for?" Asked the judge."Fu***ng looking for me."
Vaginas are like gyms. I'm rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope no one notices I don't.
Son: Dad, why is destruction a form of creation? Dad: Well son, you see, I destroyed your mom's pussy to create your ass.
NSFW (Actual interaction between my wife and I) Wife: "Doesn't ejaculating alot increase your testosterone and lower your voice?" Me: "Babe, if ejaculating lowered your voice, I'd have been Barry White by the time we met."
Three is a crowd Wife: Love, we’re going to be three people living in this house. Husband: Really? Am I going to be a daddy, love? Wife: Oh, no, love. My mom’s going to come and live with us.
I’m hosting a charity event for men unable to ejaculate. If you can’t come let me know.