The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.