The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
A prisoner digs a hole out of jail.... .... and ends up in a toddler playground and yells "I'm free! I'm free!" and a kids walks up and says "So big deal, I'm four!"
TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath...
Me and a homeschooler got into an argument about the education system. He went on a rant about how education in America is broken and asked me, "who's running the education system?""Your mom," I replied.
When the heat turns down,we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting. We call it our Con Den session.
a parking enforcement officer just cast a spell on me because I parked in a handicap spot illegally “you will be toad”
How the fight started For our 3rd Anniversary, GF wanted me to bring her to a restaurant where they prepare the food in front of you using the freshest ingredients based on your selection. I brought her to the new Subway in town and that’s how the fight started.
Imagine a group of scientists have forcibly tied you down and begun extracting thoughts directly from your brain for study. How should you react in this situation? Don’t stress too much. It’s just a thought experiment.
I need to file a complaint about a hostile work environment The elevator keeps telling me I’m going down.
What did one lung say to the other? We be-lung together
Somebody just threw a bottle of perfume at me Eau fuck.