The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
So many weird stuff on the internet these days Makes me think if corona virus was just a 'you are what you eat' by a Batman fan.
I pushed a Chinese man down the stairs... It was Wong on many levels
The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called ‘Sound of Wasps’. When I got home and played it I realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps! Turns out I’d been playing the Bee side.
What room do ghosts avoid? The living room.
A redneck couple gets pregnant, what will they have? Either a niece or a nephew.
What do you call a drunk, dyslexic CD Floppy diks
Life Pro Tip ~ if you start watching, "When Harry Met Sally" at exactly 11:15 pm on New Year's Eve, when the clock strikes midnight... You'll still be just as single as when you started the movie...
Top news stories for yesterday CNN: Trump phone callMSNBC: Trump phone callFox news: Does walking a dog make you happier?
Where do amputees get prosthetics on a budget? The Secondhand store.
What did settlers eat when they headed west? Oregon Trail Mix. I hope this joke doesn't die of dysentery.
What's the difference between a red onion and a brown onion? About 50 cents
Having an argument in a relationship is like going to a rock concert It starts with the new stuff but ends with the old hits
I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?