The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!